A short rant on blogskins

Why do people insist on putting phrases that try to sound intellectual on their blogskins like "a beautiful disaster" or "paradoxically alluring"? I stared hard at the latter skin but couldn't tell what the paradox was supposed to be. Then there are the extremely emo ones, or those that are excessively girly or excessively punky. No, no, no. Why is it so difficult to find a nice, simple design that isn't cliche (flying kites?!!) ? I'm not trying to achieve nirvana through this blog you know. Coupled with my haplessness when faced with HTML I suppose I'm stuck with this blogskin. Actually I kind of like it anyway. Clean and modern. I also prefer commenting to tagging. I suppose I have weird taste in these matters.